Hip to be Square
Just down the street on Park Avenue is Baileys Chocolate Bar, and while I try to think up the perfect simile to describe the place, I’ll just mention that Baileys is one of the best places in the city to go if you
a) like desserts
b) like dessert drinks
c) like cheese
d) want all three at once (they’ve got blenders, and aren’t afraid to use ‘em).
Now onto the descriptions:
•Stepping into Baileys Chocolate Bar is like stepping into chocolate silk pajamas.
•Walking into Baileys Chocolate Bar is like walking into Barry White’s voice.
•Sitting at Baileys Chocolate Bar is like sitting in a chair made of an overturned, oversized Hershey’s Kiss that’s been heated in the microwave for 10 seconds; not long enough to melt in your hand, but just enough to mold to your behind and not leave too much chocolate residue on your pants when you get up.
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