Jessica Alba, “Valentine’s Day” (2010)
Ashton Kutcher, dumped?! Sounds like a job for Jessica Alba. One of the few actresses to give this guy the boot, Alba had a small role in the all-star “Valentine’s Day” as the fiancé who jilts Kutcher’s sweet florist before they ever get to the aisle. It’s a true Valentine disaster. Rarely has a big-screen coupling gone so wrong so fast, and rarely has Kutcher looked so befuddled.