Songs from Rod Stewart, KISS and Bryan Adams that really do not put us in the mood

ACam - September 7, 2011 at 7:28 PM

Yurg. Good call, Simonash! Young man's game indeed.

simonash - September 1, 2011 at 4:29 PM

When it comes to teen angst and ripping off 60s kitchen sink plays, the young Morrissey was second to none. He was also, famously, celibate for years. If only it had stayed that way. Not that we should begrudge the 50-something man he's become some happiness, but sex songs are definitely a young man's game. Case in point, 'Dear God, Please Help Me' from a couple of years ago, which includes the lines: Now I'm spreading your legs with mine in-between and There are explosive kegs between my legs which, y'know, ewww.