Alice Cooper, 'Welcome 2 My Nightmare'
Due out: Sept. 13
Unnecessary sequels—they're not just for Hollywood anymore! This sequel to Alice Cooper's 1975 classic, "Welcome to My Nightmare," does promise to be a little more interesting than, say, "Final Destination 5": It reunites "Coop" with his early '70s bandmates Michael Bruce, Dennis Dunaway and Neal Smith, as well as original "Nightmare" producer Bob Ezrin. Then again, it also features a guest appearance by Ke$ha, so let's just say we're concerned. Track titles include "I'll Bite Your Face Off," "Disco Bloodbath Boogie Fever" and (groan) "Ghouls Gone Wild."